So, last night I stopped by the Dollar General and noticed they had two-liter generic soda called "Cloverleaf Cola" that was two bottles for a dollar and I thought, "Hey! How bad can it be?"
As near as I can tell, they flavor it with actual cloverleafs. The closest thing I can compare it to, taste-wise, is wilted celery.
I'm posting this in hopes that the youth of America may learn from my mistakes.
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Believe it or not, Celery soda is quite popular in some quarters.
Most New York style delis stock the stuff.
Ras,
This is why mankind is doomed. The Lord can probably turn a blind eye to gay marriage, out of wedlock babies, pre-emptive wars, and the Rolling Stones continuing to tour. But celery soda is an abomination. We've gone too far. Hug your loved ones tonight. It may be your last chance.
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